Ah, we've all done it. Those wasted, wistful days when our only friend was despair and a tatty notebook.
I have decided to share the only adolescent poetry I recall from my youth. It's an odd mix of unrequited love and practical advice:
Kate Bush
Kate Bush said "come and wallow
In the soft musk of my hollows"
And though I said "fair enough",
I was wary of the fluff.
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Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Sunday, March 11, 2012
My three-point diet plan
By popular demand, here is my three-point diet plan. I have lost over stone on it so far, so in my unscientific sample, 100% of those asked said they lost over a stone following this simple method:
- Only eat what you need. Don't be a greedy fucker.
- Treat yourself from time to time. A treat is OK because it's not the norm.
- Don't get in the car every time you need to go anywhere. Walking or cycling is good.
That's it. Off you go.
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