iPad musings by Swiss Tony

Desiring an iPad, Paul, is very much like courting a beautiful woman: she's unobtainable but you desire her, she's attractive and you can imagine what she'd be like to handle. She's sleek and appealing and she'll look good in your company. Other men like you will want to use her as you plan to. But when you've waited for her to say 'yes', perhaps after a long wait and an expensive dinner, you may find her bland and unresponsive. She may promise tricks and new sensations, but in a week you'll have experienced them all. Then one morning she'll fart in bed and you'll be ringing her a taxi home and ogling her younger sister.