So good people of the interwebs. Use your qualifying clauses and use them well. Here are some examples to get you going:
- The iPad is cool (because I can look at screen-based porn in the bathroom now).
- Stephen Fry is God (because he knows more words than me).
- The new Bang & Olufsen system is superb (it really brings out the warm analogue tones of my old Dooleys records).
- Robbie Williams is cool (because now I can bring my secret Take That CDs out).
- Mussolini was a git (but at least he got the trains running on time).